Make jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
There was a person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
When I become a parent, I’m gonna regurgitate my food to feed my children.
It’ll give me an excuse to make out with my daughter.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse, but I beat her to it.
What did the knight say to his younger brother? "Good night."
You expected a silly pun there, didn't you? That's pretty rude. It makes light of the struggles of being a knight. Especially a good knight.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Hillary Clinton would make a good president.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.