Madness

Madness jokes

Direction

My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.

Orphan

If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?

Date

Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...

Incest

Incest

Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.

With their brother.

Memes

Fence

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Orphan

Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.

Fire

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.

Fire

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

Hug

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

Dog

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"

Arson

Why is arson so fun?

IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE

Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.

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  • Stroke

    This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

    Girlfriend

    My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

    He had mad ROOTS in the game.

    Fool

    Neona: Gwen?

    Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?

    Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

    Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!

    Neona: Are you mad at me?

    Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.

    Homophobe

    If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

    "The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

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  • Sugar

    Johnny Johnny?

    Yes pa pa.

    Eating sugar?

    Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.

    Divorce

    I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.

    Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.