Madness jokes
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:
"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"
Johnny Johnny?
Yes pa pa.
Eating sugar?
Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing I can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.