Madness jokes
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.