why is the sun mad at the clouds?The clouds keep throwing shade.
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One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
Why did the dick go insane Someone kept messing with his head
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Everybody is mad cause that guy from Alberta punched a girl in a wheelchair. I think he was upset because he found out his sister was cheating on him.
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why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
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If your mad go punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there mom
