Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
stephen was a mad role model, he never taught me to stand up for myself
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a āJust Do Itā shirt.
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
If your mad go punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there mom
An American, a Cuban, a Russian, and a lawyer are sitting on a subway train, in the same seat. The Cuban pulls out a Cuban cigar for each person, and hands it out. The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar, and he throws it out the window. Everybody but the Cuban goes mad. ĢYou just wasted an expensive Cuban cigar! How could you? Ģ The Cuban simply says, ĢSee, in Cuba, cigars are very cheap. Ģ The other passengers are reassured and respond with, ĢOh, OK. Ģ
The Russian takes out a small bottle of Russian vodka and pours a shot for all the passengers. The Russian downs his shot, and throws the vodka bottle out the window. The rest of the passengers are alarmed, once again. ĢYou just destroyed an expensive bottle of Russian vodka! How could you? Ģ The Russian simply states, ĢSee, in Russia, vodka is very cheap. Ģ Yet again, the other passengers are reassured and respond with, ĢAh, yes! Of course. Ģ
The American scratches his head and goes, ĢI think I see the pattern here. Ģ So he takes the lawyer, and he throws him out the window! Ģ
if your feeling mad punch an autistic kid whats he gonna do, blaber to the teacher
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Donāt stop orphan jokes there funny and people are just mad that they donāt understand the jokes cause their too STUUUPID
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope