If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple. We’re going to San Francisco who made it first. The lesbian couple got there lickety-split The gay couple was still packing their shit
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
