Love jokes
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
True love 😂
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
"Prostitutes love their jobs; they're always having a blast!"
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
He: "I love you."
Me: "I love myself too."
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
choi soobin loml
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.