Love jokes
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
I love you, Tina!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!