Love jokes

Love is in the air...

Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

Why does an orphan play soccer?

Because it's the only love they get.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

What happens when you eat a cat?

I love to eat cats for dinner!

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?

Lil Plant