Love jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.