Love

Love jokes

What's a prostitute's favorite snack?

Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?

Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.