Love jokes
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"