Love jokes
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
Do y'all love God?
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!