Why is it that skinny man love fat woman? Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer
Do y'all love God?
Do y'all love Jesus, God? 🙏❤️
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but ... we're still working on it.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
What happens when you eat a cat?
I love to eat cats for dinner!
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
