One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick Fil-A?
a lot of things
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists
I found a lot of matches
Ok so I know this is not a joke but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism your are still amazing you are lovely in every way and if people bully you don't lisn because they are wrong you are cute and I know how it feels I have ADHD and I get bullied a lot but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true people with autism stay strong you got this I will be your friend by heart Evan if it's not by person
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
What dose a orphan say a lot.where is my house
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president
