Lot Jokes

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.

There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,

"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"

i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round

For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏

Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"

This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!

roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

Why do orphans play a lot of tennis? Cause that's the only way they get love.

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack

I always hit on 16, the get busted

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

i have a lot of respect for trans women

that surgery takes balls!

What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus