If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
heyos i just wanna say thanks to gwen on here she writes jokes and she got me thru a lot xx
what takes up 10 parking spaces... 5 female drivers
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot
A blind man once told me, he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward. Well, let just say that I see his point.
a man with no arms is tasked with a lot of jobs then he says to his boss, i cant handle all of this,.
school would be a lot different if the quiet kid had a rpg
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
knock knock, who's there, olive, olive who, olive you a lot!
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
this is a lot like anal sex
you always miss 100% of shots if you take it
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Harry Potter Dobby: Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!!
Jumanji Coach Webb: Ok, theres alot wrong with that.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
