why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. -- If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster
What it's a lot Syphilis
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
Yesterday I was fucking my sister and she said' you fuck a lot like dad I said "really mum said that too."
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul walker and no one else
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,
"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
Doctor : what makes you feel depressed? Me: I used to work at the word trade centre, before the plane hit. Doctor: a lot of people fell to pieces after that.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
This is NOT my joke i found it on google its a texting joke Mom:Son youre grandma just passed away LOL Son:mom what do you mean LOL that means laughing out loud Mom:oh no i thought that meant lots of love i have to text everyone back!!!!
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
