Loss jokes

Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.

I'm an orphan, lol.

What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?

The cancer came back.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.

Roses are red, violets are violet.

My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.

I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.

Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

Boy: Knock knock.

Girl: ...Who's there?

Boy: Not your parents!

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Son: Why?

Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?

An orphan.