Loss jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.