Loss jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.