Loss jokes
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.