Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.