Loss jokes
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I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
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