Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Loss Jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Orphan joke.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
