Loss jokes
I lost my bag. :(
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
Orphan joke.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Who's an orphan?
You are.