Loss jokes
Orphan joke.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!