What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Orphan joke.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
