Loss jokes
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Boobs are like friends: you have big ones, small ones, real ones, fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
An orphan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Buddy, you have to go home." The orphan replies, "Where is home?"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.