Loss jokes
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.