Loss jokes
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!