Loss jokes
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
I see you.