Loss jokes
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Orphan joke.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.