Loss jokes
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan?
An orphan.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!