Loss jokes
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?
A. Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
Orphan joke.
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!