Loss jokes
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
I see you.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.