Loss jokes
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
I lost my bag. :(
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I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Why did the Columbine High School basketball team lose the big game?
Because they lost their two best shooters...
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"