Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Borthwick's hairline.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.