Loss

Loss jokes

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.

I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.

A depressing but satisfying victory.

The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"

The Son: "Because milk is important."

The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"

The Boy: "Who?"

The Man: "Your mom?"

The Boy: "I don't have a mom."

The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."

The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.