Loss jokes
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?
Many soles were lost.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos