Loss jokes
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously, I'm not joking.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Borthwick's hairline.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.