Look jokes
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.
I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.