Look jokes

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.

I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."

(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)

If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.

What looks like half a cat?

The other half.

What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

A Peking duck.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!