Look jokes
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Memes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.