Look jokes
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Memes
what the earth would look live after a year of the moon slowing down:
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Dad: Youβre looking pretty sheepish.
Son: Thatβs too baaaaaad!
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!