Longing Jokes

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.

Just not for long!

I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day

Where does the resistor go after a long day?

It goes Ohm

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long

I asked my friend how long i can be in sky he sayed if u are emo then forever

Q: What's really long and black? A: The line at KFC

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?

If two blind people meet, one of them says: Long time, no see

A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

“Ten,” says the doctor.

“What, years? Months?!”

“Nine...”