Longing jokes
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Memes
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
How long are you? I
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.