Longing jokes
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Memes
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.