Longing jokes
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!