Longing jokes
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?
- A smartphone, freak.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
How long are you? I
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!