Longing jokes
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
How long are you? I