Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
It's too long, sorry. >:)
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What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
