Longing jokes
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
How long are you? I