Longing jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Memes
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
How long are you? I
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"