I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Longing Jokes
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
It's too long, sorry. >:)
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
How long are you? I
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
