Longing jokes
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
I keep hearing "Obesity kills."
My only question is "Why is it taking so long?"
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.