Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking. But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
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Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
I took an hour long shower, the german officers were looking at me kinda scared.
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
y is he called ben 10? because he is 10 in long
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
Life is a or like a penis. Long, free, flowimg, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard.😉
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks "How long am I going to live?" The doctor says "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says"10" The man asks "Ten what?" Then the doctor keeps going"6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1"
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
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