To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
A man was taking a young child into the woods.
The young child said, "Mister, it's getting dark and I'm scared."
The man replied with, "How do you think I feel? I have to go back alone."
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Why are you so bonely, my friend? I am at least glad that you are not boneless.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
