Loneliness jokes

So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the skeleton want a friend?

Because she was feeling bonely.

My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.