Loneliness jokes

What is an orphan's family portrait called?

A self-portrait.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Hey guys, how was your day?

If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.

I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

I feel bad for cumming on my turtle.

Why the fuck would I do that? I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn on my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me on the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watched and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead of from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with me I wouldn't feel lonely. Well, I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, I took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forget the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forget what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what I did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.

Why does an orphan play mum and dad?

'Cause they need self-love.

The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?

Family gathering.

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Can anyone talk with me? Bored...

Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.

Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

Answer: Loneliness.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

Why did the orphan commit suicide?

So he could find home.