Loneliness jokes
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.
Please no harsh comments toward each other.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.