when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
How did the orphan die
Of sadness
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
i'm so lonely, even the alphabet says 'HI'.. 'JK'
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
Why are you so bonely my friend I am at least glad that you are not boneless
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.
when a man loses his testosterone Man: could i please have a loner boner
Birthdays are weird. We celebrate being one year closer to dying. And we celebrate it with friends and family, which is totally not how we'll die.
We're all gonna die alone, not surrounded by friends and family.
So my dad was drinking so he was drunk and I was sad đ˘ but can you be my friend pls
A killer gone up to 5 people and kill 4 of them there were 2 couples and 1 3rd wheel the 5th one was left single out...
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasnât funny to you, then your hard boiled, thatâs all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like âYouâve gotta be KITTEN me.â Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didnât? Oh, alright, thatâs okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didnât the skeleton ask the girl out? He didnât have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didnât make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
