Isolation jokes

I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”

Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.

Have you ever tried North Korean food?

Neither have the North Koreans.

What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

What do you call a high school student?

Alone and depressed.

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

I can hear the whole world booing me.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?

A: It left him/her/them hanging.

F is for friends who don't talk to you.

U is for Ur alone.

N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.

You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.

Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.

It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?