The 20+ Best Isolation Jokes

I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T

F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

It funny how you feel so alone with depression and yet once you tell people on some random website so may people relate unfortunately it doesn't stop the loneliness

used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....

Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....

Why did the crumb cake isolate him self? He had a crumbling social life

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid19 quarantine :-)

Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them

Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.

a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long

i'm so lonely, even the alphabet says 'HI'.. 'JK'

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

As a son I am so worried about the phone call message that my mom got from a member of The CCD. It was on speaker so me and mom hear both hear. The message told my mom that she needs to personally isolate because two of the new symptoms is having big titties and a great personality.