Loneliness jokes
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.