Walking with a friend the in the dark is better than walking alone in the in the light
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(😔😞😔🥺 ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
why couldnt sally get back up? because she has no friends
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
31. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
32. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow. The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it." "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow. "Look at it's hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.
33. Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I want to go home,” says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. “I want to go home, too,” says the second friend. And the genie sends him back home. “I’m lonely,” says the third friend. “I sure wish my friends were back here."
34. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” one passenger asks, “who is that man over there?” “I have no idea,” the captain says, “but he goes nuts every year when we pass him.”
35. After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn't lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said because she thought that God was only watching oranges.
36. I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts. When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, "Son, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder."
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Why did the orphan rob the bank, Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
