Loneliness jokes
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
Why do orphans try to be arrested? So that they'll be wanted.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.