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Orphan

I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."

He said, "What do you want?"

I said, "To be your new father."

"Really??!" the orphan said.

Me: Lol, no.

Orphan *Jumps into street*

Bathroom

Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: If you sing the ABCs.

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNORSTUVWXYZ!

Teacher: Where’s the P?

Boy: In my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)

Down Syndrome

Teacher: Don’t run into the road!

Down syndrome: Weeeeee!

Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.

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    Lol memes

    Friend

    Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

    LOL

    There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

    Actor

    Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

    Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

    Gay

    I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

    LOL.

    Suicide

    What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?

    None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.

    Food

    What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

    Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

    Name

    You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

    Boomer

    One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.

    Dog

    If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

    Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

    Updog

    Me: Hey Joe, updog.

    Joe: What?

    Me: Updog.

    Joe: What's updog?

    *Facepalms*

    Me: Lol in the corner.

    Airplane

    There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.