Lol jokes
Don't bully. Lol.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
My dad died lol.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
lol
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
Your mum gay, lol.
I have depression, and am suicidal. Nobody knows though, let's joke about that lol.
The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!
Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.
Lol, Surprise!
Joke being on them.
As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.
Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!
HELL!
P.S. With a little extra punishments!
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.