Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
Everytime a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol
troll your friend by saying i and saying cup and then tell them that that means i see you pee LOL there is also lettuce cup witch means let us see you pee
What do you call a hamburger that can talk & walk? Funny weird walkie hambuger & talkie cute hambuger. lol
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None you are both dead on the inside. lol
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast! Get it Lol
why do people enjoy orphan jokes! lol.... I LOVE IT >: )
i hate this website lol
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
ME: hey joe updog
Joe:what
me:updog
Whats updog 0.0 *facepalms*
me: lol in the corner
Why do people eat food.
Coz it tastes good lol
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK LOL AJAJAJAAJAJSHXDH XDDDDDDD
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol"
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that you rude girl"
You: "Your mom gay lol"
America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolarbear
Lol
what do you call a guy named kaiden. idk lol
When I saw u it instantly made me cry LOL