New Lol Jokes

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.

Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

America get pranked lol.

Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.

Oh wait...

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.