Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Some dude called me a tool.
So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.
Guess he was right :/
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Teacher: Don’t run into the road!
Down syndrome: Weeeeee!
Teacher: Lol, now he’s a mashed potato.
I'm gay, lol.
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
