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Lol jokes

Banana Peel

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

Life

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Tool

Some dude called me a tool.

So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

Guess he was right :/

Memes

Gay

Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

LOL xD

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  • Baby

    What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol

    Fetus

    A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

    The fetus: "lol same here."

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

    Toilet Paper

    I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

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  • Stuff

    What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

    "Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

    Emo

    What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

    America’s Funniest Home Videos.

    (lol)

    Orphan

    Why can an orphan never get picked up?

    Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

    Show

    What show do gay men watch?

    "2 and a Half Men!"

    Lol at this one fellas!

    Owl

    What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!

    Emo

    My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

    Girl

    This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.