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Lol jokes

Banana Peel

    • Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

    Life

    • Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

    My friend: What’s wrong?

    Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

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    • Tool

    • Some dude called me a tool.

    So later I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend.

    Guess he was right :/

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    • Fetus

    • A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"

    The fetus: "lol same here."

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    • Lol memes

    Gay

    • Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

    Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

    Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

    Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

    Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

    LOL xD

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    • Toilet Paper

    • I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

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    • Stuff

    • What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

    "Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

    Head

    • How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

    Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

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