Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
My arm has a different texture then the rest of me lol
hi guys i feel forgoten lol i feel like a bannana peal...noone will talk to me oh i got an good idea we do a google meet!
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a 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"
the fetus : "lol same here"
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side LOL
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos
(lol)
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
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What show do gay men watch?
2 and a Half Men!
Lol at this one fellas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night lol
im gay lol
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
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Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
