The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
if I were a cat I'd spend all nine of my lives with you
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Why are cats đ good at video games!
Because they have nine lives!
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke
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what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
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when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"
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Kenny's favourite part of living in his mom's basement is sleeping with the landlady.
I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
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