When they say you live by the sword you die by the sword, not in Paul Walkers case he lived by the car died by a tree well I guess the car was stumped
If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there
An american is touring the Soviet union. A russian takes him to a school so he can see what its like. He asks the kids if they like the Soviet Union. All of the kids say yes they love it. All but one. That kid bursts out crying. The american asks whats wrong and he cries "I want to live in the Soviet Union!"
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?" Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
mmmm bread I love panera bread This is unrelated but where i live there is no panera bread Yknow what thats called:
No panera bread
where do poor italians live? the spaghetto
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spen the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face. My parents are the worst."
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Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes , I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse. They can stay in their living room.
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
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What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
