Line jokes
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed?
"Thanks for coming."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine." I only have one line.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"