Line Jokes

In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.

"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.

In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.

But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.

So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.

And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.

In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?

This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.

I just cut everyone.

Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.

I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.

The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line

Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Your hair line is like spider man far from forehead

Your hair line is curved like a moving train.

I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.

bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line

I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth