What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
My mom told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
I went home one day a see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what going on my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guest what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
the lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Instead of the line 'This girls on fire', my friend can relate to 'The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the fuck out'
one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line
Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation: Get rid all the su!c!d3 prevention lines so the Su!c!d@l people can kill themselves
Your hair line is like spider man far from forehead
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big increasing hair line
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth
your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan
