Line jokes
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."