Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
What is an orphans hated movie line? E.T phone home
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
