your dads hair line was so long that he died
yur hair line was so fat that joe biden could not make it prime minister
your mothers hair line is sooooooo long cause dora the explora could not explore it
charlens hair line is sooooo fat cause it was never brushed
Tj hair line so far back ho friends don't even want to talk to him
Your hair line be looking like the Great Recession
Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
Man's line is back-court violation !!!!
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line You’re breathtaking
What long and black the line to KFC
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
What is an orphans hated movie line? E.T phone home
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
after standing in line staring at mcdonalds menu for 17 minutes] me: ok im ready. can you help me not be sad all the time
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
