Line jokes
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"