Line jokes
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line.
Ferb: "I’m boutta blow this sh*t!"
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.