Yo ass built like a wide body hellcat
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate đź’Ż
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
My ex is like aids!!!! I can't get rid of him
- cemeteries are so popular! People are like...dying to get there
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Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
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What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Wemon are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why is it okay to hit orphans? Its not like they can tell their parents
A kid went and cot a hair cut, the day after he went to school, and a friend says " I like your cut", and he replies "which one?"
Like if u like logan paul dislike if u like jake paul
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur 🦕 I like alottopuss
