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Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
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And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
It's Christmas morning, and all the decorations are done, but the tree looks like it's missing something. *grabs the noose*
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
Y'all smell like ass!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?
Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
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Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.