Like jokes
I like penguins.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Memes
It's ALWAYS like this
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.