Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
Like and commet if you play fortnite
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon
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I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
The say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal
Why are orphans so bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house looks like
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
Man 1: Hey I heard you survived a school shooting, what was it like? Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere, I was only able to get a few of them.
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary. Because she was straight into Jesus
Nobody really liked our fireplace. So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why but now everyone likes our fireplace.
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
How is a priest like a wristwatch They both start at 12
