Like jokes
I like penguins.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Memes
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.