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I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.