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Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?

No, I'm blind.

Stop ruining my jokes.

Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?

It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.

How is sex like a game of bridge?

If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.

Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

I like alottopuss.

Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.