Like Jokes

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.

What kind of dogs do miners like best?

Golden retrievers, haha, get it?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

If you laugh, enjoy, like, or anything you must: follow me and like my post if you want to lol

A short video showing two cats. One is black and white and one is orange. The orange cat is sitting upright and raising its paws as if it is doing a martial art.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

Opposite day be like in doors.

Figure: Finally, I can see.

Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.

Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.

Eyes: 😭

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.