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A cop pulls a man over and finds out he's drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says, "Can I see your flashlight?"
The cop says, "Just give me your license and registration." So drunk guy says, "Not until you give me your flashlight."
The cop said, "For what?" and the drunk guy says, "So I can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like."
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef......haha.....no one likes my jokes.
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
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Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.