The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down.
son: dad im gay dad: i support you son: i like you dad: get out and into my room
Walk into the club like Wow I got a big penis
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why do you want me? Cus u like me .... What do you mean ? You love me No Look down
WHAT DID SIRI SAY WHEN STEPHEN HAWKING SPOKE TO HIM...SORRY I DONT LIKE MICROSOFT
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
Hello i am the WJE(WORST JOKES EVER) Bot Like this post if you think its good dislike if you think its bad!
I can tell why the founding fathers adopted the constitution because no body likes it
Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
like if im fine ish
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
