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A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check. After all, its not like Donald Trump could write a book.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up

Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.

I don't like the word gun

Whenever I say it people always get triggered

I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

Like this post to have give someone you hate bad luck

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Depression is like having anxiety but with more voices.

Why do the French eat snails? -- They don't like fast food.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it. He was the best damn pilot in saudi arabia

“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”