Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
Brojobs is like air It's not important until you don't have any
Would you like to try African food??
They would too.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
Like if you think I'm stupid.
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
what do you call a fantastic goat
goatastic so funny please like
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Daughter: Dad
Dad: Yes honey
Daughter: Im Lesbian
Dad: Ok
Daughter 2: Dad
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: Im lesbian too
Dad: GOD does anyone like boys around here
Son: I do...
I like my oreos how I like my victims.... Drowning
Depression is like therapy the more you see it the more you get used to it
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia
Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.
like it if you judge peoples hair lines
