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Heroine.
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
"Time"? More like waiting.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!