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You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon.
Man 2: I'm gonna put your dick in a Coffin!
Man 3: Me first!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
You built like you in the 1980's!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."