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There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
You built like you in the 1980's!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!