Like jokes
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Area 51 be like:
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.