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What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Our soon to be ex-Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims.
He should fund proctologists too because he'll likely need both after prison.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.