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What's the difference between "ooh" and "aah"?
About 3 inches.
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Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.