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Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π π π π€£ π π π Lol like
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
I like orphan boys, no homo.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?