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Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Like if you know an orphan.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!