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My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

What type of jam do aliens like?

Space Jam!

Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

What is everyone’s favorite class?

None, because people don’t like school.