New Like Jokes - Page 43 - Worst Jokes Ever

The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

What do Emos say to each other?

"I like your cuts, G."

Orphans don't like "Family Feud."

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

I like orphan boys, no homo.

"Like if u cry everytime."

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.