Like jokes
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
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Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
Give this post the most likes, please?
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”