Like if you laugh
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
If you like this post you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
Imagine if this got over 69 likes! Wow! 🤩 🇫🇷
hi my name is uncle joe and i like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like your sucking a dick
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
"Proud Boys" more like Insecure Little Bitches!
you guys know bereal be-real more like ce-real get it? bereal be-real = cereal ce-real
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom
so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum Your anus looks like my mums bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo. I also just wanted to add that a goonies anus looks like my nans mouth
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because im a quiet kid and people act as if I’m soo dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me.. but now I’m just sick of them...
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.😂😂😂😂😂😂
who likes fortnite Gwen Stacy is in the game lets goooooo i love her
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
billy bob like pinapple
Eugenics is Hitler-like and more importantly feminist thinking.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
