Like if you think I'm stupid.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
Your hairline look like the batman symbol
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Like if you laugh
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
If you like this post you will die!!!! Don’t do it 👿😅😎
