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Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.