Your so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why do orphans like darth Vader
So he can say I'm your father
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Why do Orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your mom and your dad joke because they miss their parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was Stephen hawking always like this 🫠
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen
and then you remember you’re french
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
