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What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
If I get 50 likes on this, I swear. 🦋
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Heaven is like university: no one gets in.
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.